As a white man, there are many places in this world that are off limits - for whatever reason - and, therefore, quickly become the most mysterious and thus, the most desirable places to go. Take, for instance, the \'hood. Most people tell me that if I were to man up and venture into the \'hood, I\'d get ... let me get this straight ... \"dealt wit.\" Perhaps someone would \"bus\' a cap in my ass,\" or I may \"get my wig split.\" (Ed. Note: If you\'re unfamiliar with any of the above phrases, see any hip-hop song.) Regardless, here we have a couple of crackers that have the sack to bust up into the \'hood looking for some juicy, black tail. These are the stories of a couple of white boys
