To get 2014 going with a bang, allow me to present the amazing 19 year old Mischa from Warsaw in Poland. She arrived at one of my "Castings" and to be honest I was both shocked and appalled by her lewd behaviour. When I innocently enquired as to what she thought her role might be at a so called jimslip "casting", she had the brazen affront to look into the camera and whisper, "You wanna fuck me, right?" Yes, my brethren, once again, I had to be administered with smelling salts to stop me fainting with shock! How dare this hussy, attempt to drag a jimslip, "Casting" into disrepute! How dare she take the sanctity of a jimslip casting and trample it into the foul, stinking slurry of sleaze! Well, to be frank, I nearly stormed out in anger and yes, for ONE WHOLE SECOND I was incandescent with rage, but then she added, "Of course I'll need to peel off my flimsy panties, so you can screw me while you hold your camcorder!" Well, at this point, I thought, "What an accommodating young woman to be so thoughtful and sympathetic to understand just how difficult it is for us film-makers to create a film d'art and also fuck the cast at the same time. Well, done Mischa! By the way, Mischa was a sex crazed maniac and you will be exhausted just watching her tear me limb from limb!
