Well after the disaster of last week, I decided to dress as a Kangaroo and try out my luck. I thought the friendly face of a lovable Kangaroo wouldn't scare off the birds. I was right, as I was walking down the street, tasty birds were all smiling at me and giving me the "Come on". Anyway I managed to get the lovely Karlie back to my place for some Kangaroo fun. Wow what an absolute babe, a perfect little blonde. Anyway we had a load of fun and she even engaged in some bum-fun. So, guys, if you're having trouble picking up birds, try dressing up as a furry animal( Giraffe would be good) like I did and your luck might change!!!
