Well here I go again, trawling the streets for fresh meat. It's a dangerous game this "Picking up birds to star in porno fliks, lark". Just before meeting Jamie and Leah, had been beaten to the ground by a huge transvestite wielding a handbag which I am sure contained a brick. From a distance it looked like a tasty bird, all long blonde hair, leopard- skin coat etc."She" was facing away from me, so it was only at the last second, as "She" turned toward me, that I noticed "She" was smoking a pipe! I just thought that it was an affectation, you know, these young girls of today are into all sorts of things. Call me dumb, but I didn't even notice the beard. Anyway "She" took humbrage at my suggestion for rampant sex and attacked me! Shortly after, I met fresh down from Wales, Jamie and Leah, who were a little more friendly and managed to get them over for some girl-girl action, with the promise of some sex-fun later.............
