This week we find your humble host yet again trudging the streets, hoping, begging, in fact praying, for fresh young meat for your delectation! This is the cross that I must bare, to keep your insatiable appetites for filth and sleaze at bay. Yet again I have come up trumps with this gorgeous babe, Irina, a student of something or other, but who cares, the point is she looked amazing in her skin tight jeans and it took all of my willpower not to drool whilst I was enticing her back to my lair using my inimitable English charm, much of it learned from the PG Tips performing chimps ads from the 1970's. In particular when one chimp on the Tour de France meets a gorgeous French chimpess and says, "Avez-vous un cuppa?" It so reminds me of my charm when meeting foreign babes!
