Hereâs the cute little Eza, fresh from the icy wastes of Northern Russia. She arrived with stockings made from the fur of an Elk that sheâs slain single-handedly, and shoes fashioned from the skin of a wild boar. Anyway, once Iâd kitted her out in some sexy British clobber, she scrubbed up quite well. Indeed she was actually quite a good shag and to my astonishment creamed herself during her scene. She did say, âAll Russian men are peegs , they all smell of Vodka and kippers, you Jim smell of cod which ees so sexy!â, so it appeared that against Russian men, even I was quite a catch!
