I think that this weeks babe Candy is practiced in the ancient science of Alchemy! She seems to have been able to transmute herself into a liquid and simply POUR HERSELF INTO HER JEANS before solidifying once again! When I spotted her waiting for a tram, my eyes were fixated on her gorgeous tight bum squeezed into her jeans. Why are nice bums stuffed into denims so sexy? In the days of old, I would have asked one of the Elders or the Wise and I wonder what his answer would have been? Maybe something like, "It is written Master Jim, that a girl's bottom of an exact circumference and clad, nay, squeezed into the wonder garment known as denim, will adopt a countenance that is both pleasing to the eyes of Men both young and old, now master Jim, it is now your task to go and behold the wonderment that Womankind has to offer and bring back to me a girl wearing the denim and in possession of much rounded bottom, so that I may pass further thoughts of wisdom upon her!!"
