In the leafy, peaceful, county of Surrey, England, there are three words that strike terror into the hearts of all simple God fearing folk. They are, "The Hell's Mopeds". A ruthless band of middle-aged ruffians, who roam the streets on 2 stroke mopeds causing havoc wherever they go. They think nothing of driving at 2 mph ABOVE the speed limit! Their battle cry is, "No sleep till bedtime!" and their crimes range from dropping litter, to ordering Devon teas and then running away without paying! I found the "Mopeds" gorgeous mascot, "Biker Chick" Carly G sipping tea, whilst the "Chapter" had gone off to steal sweets. She was clad in the tightest rubber pants I've ever seen and I decided to risk the wrath of the "Hell's Mopeds" by getting her to come back to my place for some fun. This is one hell of a sexy babe and your eyes are going to pop out of your heads when you see her do her stuff to camera! I'm told that I am now a "Marked man" and the "Mopeds" have threatened come and ring the bell on my door and run away, that's if they can find somewhere to park their bikes legalIy! I say, "Bring it on!" you cads and bounders, bring it on!
