This week Lara and I scour the streets, yet again in search of fresh meat! This time we meet a lovely blonde by the name of Jordan. Little did I know that Lara had her beady eye on the leggy blonde and was already plotting her cunning plan to engage the lovely Jordn in some HOT- MINGE-MUNCHING-SEAMED-STOCKINGS-HIGH-HEELED-LESBO-ACTION! I reckon I could get a job writing for "Readers Wives" with that kind of talk. Which begs the question, can you buy "Readers Wives" if you are not married? Surely there should be a mag called, "Readers Partners", this would be much more PC surely? Anyway to make things simple I got chucked off set and Lara and Jordan got down to it!
