It was such a miserable day in Budapest, I didn't really want to go out and trawl the streets for FRESH MEAT. However, my cameraman (Sir Cecil Porkinson-Bangor DSO KCMG KFC, ex Foreign Office and barred from the UK due to an incident involving a prostitute, a transvestitie and a dwarf, in a public convenience) insisted. Anyway, you'll never guess who I met, it was a porn star called Lily Tiger who was taking a stroll in the rain for some reason. She told me an interesting fact, "There are about 20,000 porn stars in Budapest". Well I think she's nuts, I mean 20,000? Budapest is a small place, it would mean about every 100th person was a porn star. So on any tram, there would be at least 2 porn stars. Well, Lily was a refreshing change from the normal, "Innocent" types as she was a complete and total slut gagging for hot fucking!
