I must admit, you lot our there make even a person like me blush. This week, hailing from Newcastle, we have the wonderful Scarlett. She had written in, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, to be on, "Jim Slip's Stars in your Eyes". This is where girls, with my help, live out their ultimate dream. Well, Scarlett's ultimate dream, was to dress as a complete whore and get fucked by moi! You will smile as she relates the story of how her boyfriend made her dress up as a whore and stand outside a chip shop, "Touting for trade", whilst he observed from the shadows, wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and a dee-stalkers hat! Anyway, she brushed up well as a, "Street-slut", but unbeknown to me, Scarlett had another trick up her sleeve, or rather up my sleeve as it happened, namely she was a fan of the ancient art of, "Fisting". As you know, I am considered to be, "The prude of porn" so the very term shocked me to my core. Even Lara, stumbled back in horror! So you too, will be hiding behind your sofas, as you see the spectacle unfold!
