This week I heard the tragic news that my local pimp Gustav had upset the locals and found himself minced up and added to the mixture that they make hot dogs out of, so I had to find a new pimp. Well Igor came up trumps with the amazing Naomi. She sauntered up to my apartment as bold as brass, standing well over 6ft in her heels. This was one of Naomi's first jaunts into the sleazy, murky world of, "modelling" and as your host, I was only too eager to show her the ropes, as it were. As you probably already guessed I just love long legged girls in high heels and who doesn't? So I was quite happy watching strut her stuff until my glasses steamed up and I realised that it was time to pounce!
