This week we have the lovely Sahara back again. Members will recall being transported to the mysterious & exotic Orient last time, when Sahara re-enacted the sexy belly dance routine she does at her local carvery every Sunday. I’m surprised the dads don’t choke on their Yorkshire puddings when Sahara seductively approaches their tables, pushing her fingers into the gravy boats & as she lies seductively on their tables, amongst the bread rolls, she runs her gravy wet finger all over her body in sexual abandonment. Anyway, the manager said it was all getting a bit out of hand, so he asked Sahara to “Tone things down” a little. So every alternate week she now dresses up as a sexy college girl & does a slightly different routine, which I will explain about next week!
