This week we have the lovely Masie who has made a welcome return after she was “Defiled” by yours truly way back in the mists of time, when you needed a wheel barrow to carry a camcorder to and from shoots. Masie tells a sobering tale of her debauched life of living in Amsterdam, or should I say in her case Hamsteradam? The Dutch are renown for their crazy love of fetishes, anything from the spectacle of a man (Or woman) dangling upside down from a crane, clad in chocolate covered latex & then being lowered into a huge saucepan of custard and then put on a low heat, whilst latex clad perverts with dildo straps-ons all dance around the pan chanting ancient Dutch fertility songs is all grist to the mill for the passers by entering and leaving Central Station of a working day. In Masie’s case her local job centre had her join a troupe of “Cake dancers” in which a giant cake is made in a de-commissioned public swimming pool with a heating element installed. Dwarves then empty a tipper truck packed with sultanas into the mix and then with giant spoons mix the cake mixture into a fluffy mix, after which they use a steam roller to flatten the delicious whipped cream topping.They turn on the heating and soon the cake is ready….cont’d next week.
