This week we have the welcome return of Zara the latex clad siren from Cirencester! She arrived in a shiny latex bodice bound behind by lace, she also sported stockings, suspenders & high heels making her so tall that its any wonder the omnibus driver allowed her to board his conveyance, being in clear breach of Health & Safety. Unfortunately, Zara was a little late owing to a fellow passenger (An old aged pensioner) being taken ill after glimpsing the allure of Zara's latex & heels caused his pacemaker to abruptly stop. Luckily, quick thinking Zara stood over him and repeatedly pressed down on his chest with her high heel & brought him back to life. On waking up & witnessing the sight of Zara's long legs, clad in her stockings looming over him, he he must have thought he'd died and gone to heaven! Anyway, to the applause of her fellow passengers Zara was given pride of place on the drivers lap & he made a non stop trip to my place & as she descended from the omnibus the passengers waved little Union flags & threw confetti in gratitude ! That's Olde London Town for you!
