When you start conversing with someone over twitter, you tend to ignore their 'text speak' like gr8, MOFO, LMFAO, ROFL, FML. However, when they turn up, meet you and carry on speaking like this I tend to get a tad worried. Mark - or shall I say the blue hooded smurf looked like Jessie from Breaking Bad and spoke like him too. Seeing as I have a soft spot for Jessie I decided to unleash the cougar in me and put Mark - the grandson of papa smurf - through his paces. I was wondering if his rough, tough gangster ghetto look would fit in with the plumped cushions and clean front living room with muted decor! I was looking rather pristine in my tailored dress and obligatory seamed stockings and sexy expensive lingerie. Of course the expensive lingerie may have been wasted on this young whippersnapper, but i rather enjoyed being groped and fucked desperately. If this is 'the youth of today' and they are learning their fucking skills from the internet, may I suggest that they start to hone these skills by governments handing out money to pay for memberships to my website. Mark was a great fuck and provided an impressive explosive ending - one that didn't end up with the police being called!
