So here I am back in Blighty, expecting a British girl to turn up and Doh! a Polish bird arrives. âHiâ, she says, âI âave come instead of Breeteesh girl. My name is Yvonne, I am from Poland and you can fuck me in pussy and how you say, you can stick it in my bottom as well eeff you weesh!â Well what was I to say to this offer, except, âCome on down!â She even had a little bag with stockings and stuff scrunched into it. Anyway all I can say is âWhat a babe!â
