You just can't get the staff these days can you? I mean you hire a camera-person to film you shagging and the least you could expect is some kind of sense of decorum and professionalism. Whist performing, "My art" one does not expect, "One's appendage" to be wrenched from the clammy hands of a wanton slut and jammed into the mouth of one's camera-person! Yes folks, this is what I must put up with on a daily basis! So on this particular day, I was being torn apart by the, "Piranha of Porn", Rebecca and if that wasn't enough, she was being aided and abetted by my camera-person and wife, Lara. So to put it more so simply, I was being ravaged by 2 of the most wanton sluts in the UK, all for my art! Well, I hope you all appreciate the lengths and trauma that I most go through to keep "HMS Jim Slip" ploughing through the high seas!
