I am reading a book about Zombies at the moment. The "Undead" that trudge the streets in a never ending search for fresh meat! Strangely, they reminded me of the antics of Jim Slip although my suit is in much better shape than your typical Zombie's! Haven't they heard of dry cleaning?This week I meet the luscious foreign student Lou Charmell from France! She was travelling by train to London, when I struck with my trusty secret camcorder. Oddly, even though she came from France, she didn't know Tiffany Doll! Anyway, Lou spoke very good English and I managed to get her to make a detour to , Chez Moi, for some hardcore porno action in return for hard cash! Naturally, the thought of getting paid, in proper currency, rather than in Euros, made all the difference. It was heart warming when she announced, "'Aving zee monet avec your winderful Queen of ze Hearts, 'ead on zee papier, makes me feel so good, monsieur Slip, why cannot vee 've zee Pounds in Europe as well?" Why not indeed Lou?
