Hi everyone, I'm Otto, Jim's 22 stone, twin brother! My porn name is Phil Mippants. I've been brought in to film the Part 1's of these tasty birds wot Jim gets. You see Jim just ain't SLEAZY enough. So I'm here to bring you the SLEAZE FACTOR that I know you all love. I mean Jim wos always the fucking goody two shoes of the family, he wos wearing a fuckin' suit and bow-tie when he was 5 years old and now with all his sophisticated chat and shit wot he does, is JUST NOT PORN! I mean take me, I'm fat, sweaty and common. I wear a bum-bag and my best pick up line is, "Hey, babe can I put me finger up ya snatch?" In fact, I'd say I wos ya classic porno cameraman. So anyway, Jim gives me this tasty bird, Katie to "Break in" for 'im. Well what a nice bit of skirt she was. I mean 'er minge was soaking wet even before we started and I 'ad her playing with it on the bed ASAP. Well, I got her to get me todger out and it give some gob'n'tongue action and I was soon grunting like a hog on heat. Anyway, sit back and enjoy the camcorder action. Also I've arranged with my probation officer to go to Budapest with Jim, so I hope to get me dick stuck into sum of those Hungarian birds, I've heard so much about! Don't worry, in Part 2, I hand the cute Katie over to Jim to do his usual wining and dining with charm, crap routine! I say just get stuck in ya wanker!
