First of all please allow me to wish all of you a very Happy Christmas and New Year. Remember this is a time for giving and I'm sure you'd all love to give a large present to this weeks babe, Henessy! Anyway, I was trying out my new iPhone, (which is a mobile phone with a camcorder inside it) yes it's unbelievable that clever boffins can fit a camcorder inside a tiny phone with no winding mechanism, cogs, wires or film! Anyway, as I was walking down the road filming, the most gorgeous babe came into view. When I say gorgeous, I should actually say, babeliciously lovely! Clad in a sexy, tight, striped dress, I had no choice but to accost her and see if she was up for some, "Modelling". She told me that she is constantly being pestered by, "dirty old men" asking her do "modelling", well, I'd call it "depictions of disgusting filth" and not artistic at all, like wot I do!! Well, I was frankly shocked, that there were others armed with camcorders trawling the streets for fresh, cute, girls! Is no one safe? Anyway, she told me they offered her a derisory sum, so she had refused. When she heard how much I was offering, she couldn't wait to tear off her tiny, flimsy knickers and get down to some hot, porno action with yours truly and her offer of some hot steaming bum fun, sent me reaching for my smelling salts! All I could think was, "Thanks Santa!"
