This week we have the lovely Cleo from Leeds.She arrived in thigh high boots, stockings & micro mini-skirt & to be honest I was quite shocked that she had travelled all the way from Leeds by train in this mode of dress. Cleo explained that her outfit often got her discounts for travel, she called them her “Have-It-Away Day” specials! On the trip down she had met a ticket collector that she claimed looked like, “Blakey from On The Buses” so she got to work to lure him into her wicked web of sleaze. Sure enough he succumbed & they sneaked off to one of the toilets you find on British trains. They are rather large, with electric curved sliding doors to allow wheel chair access. Anyway the pair were at it on the lavatory but Cleo had not secured the door door properly & half way through their shenanigans the door opened & to Cleo's delight but “Blakey’s horror, there stood a shocked crowd witnessing their indiscretion, made all the worse by a group of Japanese tourists snapping away with their iPhones at a furious rate. Anyway, after Cleo related her story I thought to myself, “Isn’t it great being back in Britain?"
