Well, my cunning plan worked. Being a master of illusion it was possible for me to depart as Jimmy Saveloy and shortly thereafter reappear as that dapper man about town, Jim Slip. Well to be honest, either Jewel was completely daft or simply playing along, because she didn't seem to realise both Lord Saveloy and myself were one and the same! Anyway, after donning red fish-nets and thigh high boots (Not me of course), we settled down to some serious shagging Jim Slip style. God this girl is sexy!
