Welcome on board Lara Airways! As you can see, your early arrival means that I’m not fully dressed. So please take a seat and watch as I finish putting my stockings on. As all stewardesses are prepared for every eventuality, I’ve provided full instructions on how to not feel totally bewildered if you’d like to buy seamed stockings for a wife or girlfriend. Additional help is also on hand for future clients on my most requested shoes, lingerie and outfits in this series I’ve embarked on with Jim. So you won’t feel embarrassed that any request you make ‘is unusual’, I can assure you, it never is!
