There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Hitchhiking, intrinsically, is teasing and sexual. At the same time I never really felt scared. I was scared that nobody would pick me up and that I'd be waiting by the side of the road for a week. But that never happened. Not only do I get picked up, but if the guy's cute, I can make his dreams come true by fucking his brains out. I don't stop until my pussy gets moist and creamy.
